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The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
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suspend:

me everyday:

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milajewnis:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive 

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spermbanker:

i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine

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theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

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metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

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